Her Name is Fishy.

She is very dimwitted.

She is not what you would call normal.

She can draw a sexy stickman.

His name is Texas.

She Hates George W. Bush.

Complete idiot.

Her favorite food is Sushi.

She knows that makes her a cannibalist.

She has a bad habit of losing things.

She has lost three cell phones over 1 1/2 years.

She lives in Alan Rickman's underwear drawer.

She was in a band.

She was the guitarist.

She has no Idea what happened to that band.

This is probably because she is dense.

She is blind to the most obvious things.

She loves to eat.

She is happy that she can eat as much as she wants and not gain weight.

She fears the day it will go straight to her thighs.

She has to spell everything out.

She HATES chatspeak.

It makes people look dumb.

She knows she shouldn't be calling other people dumb.

Most of her relatives are homophobes.

She wants to be a graphic artist.

She wonders who could still be reading this.

She thinks you have too much time on your hands.

She thinks you should get a job, a life, or a boyfreind.

Now go away.